Saturday, December 20, 2008

How to be deflated in one easy lesson

I went to the movies with my girlfriend Carol tonight. Afterwards we went to a hangout close by to chat. As we walked in, a very efficient young girl bounded up and asked to see our ID's. Well, I was just totally floored. I laughed and told her she had made my day, that I hadn't been carded in years, and I was never so happy to whip out my drivers license, that my haircut took off years as well as hair, etc. Laugh, laugh, laugh. Then she looks at the license and says......

"Wow, you don't look nearly that old!"

Pop. Sputter. Fizzle.

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